"I don’t remember ordering this, but past me clearly had great taste."

- Impulse Buyer, No Regrets ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Did this shirt change my life? No. But it did make me more confident in my terrible decisions."

- Chaos Certified ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"My dice have only rolled nat 20s since wearing this. Could be coincidence. Probably not."

- Statistics Denier, Believer in Fate ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Secret Forge tee

Free Your Mind Flayer Tee

$25.99 USD

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Free Your Mind – And Let the Elder One In.

A quiet little statement piece… if your definition of quiet is whispering madness into the void.
For the thinkers, the dreamers, and the tentacle cultists who know enlightenment isn’t always gentle.

🧠 This one’s for the sleepless nights, the psychic damage, and the nat 1s that felt personal.

Secret Society exclusive—available while your sanity holds.

Shipping Policy:

We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Free Shipping on our T-shirts Domestically

We stand by every thread on out tees. If there are any issues with your order upon arrival we’ll make it right—whether that’s a replacement or refund.

Just reach out to us with a photo of the issue and your order details, and we’ll get you sorted.

No hassle. No nonsense. Just gear that lives up to the legend!

Your gear should breathe, not melt. 100% cotton tees—zero plastics.

Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel. We have this shirt
Move over Mona Lisa
A garment so refined even your dice will roll higher.

"I don’t remember ordering this, but past me clearly had great taste."

- Impulse Buyer, No Regrets ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Did this shirt change my life? No. But it did make me more confident in my terrible decisions."

- Chaos Certified ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"My dice have only rolled nat 20s since wearing this. Could be coincidence. Probably not."

- Statistics Denier, Believer in Fate ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Absolutely Unnecessary Product Features

Not a real button

100% Grass-Fed Pixels

– Ethically sourced from the finest digital pastures.

Zero Artificial Flavors

– Because you deserve an all-natural, organic drip.

Proven Existential Worth

– More valuable than at least one of your other t-shirts.